Sifu wrote:mr2077 schreef:Soooo this car is my newest 2 got it from Cali and today noticed what looks likes a mouse hole....ii wanna stop the the problem now!!!!! What the best way to do itt anyone. Have the same problem before?? NEED HELP ASAP
First off you need two mice to make this work and it will require a lot of dedication, patience and trickery.
Put one mouse in the trunk and put the other in the frunk. During week one spend all your time with trunk mouse. Feed it, play with it and be it's loving mate. Tell it that it's a beautiful mouse and you love it. Get emotional with trunk mouse. Lie lie lie. Get this mouse to believe you, feel for you and care.
On the second week go to frunk mouse and buy it gifts. Shower it with fluffy soft cotton nesting, expensive cheeses from around the world. Tell this mouse that you love it but you are confused because the other mouse is inadequate and doesn't appreciate such fine mouse gifts. Explain to frunk mouse that things would just be easier without trunk mouse and that you plan on dumping trunk mouse so you can spend all your time and money on frunk mouse. Trunk mouse is just not emotionally there and constantly steps on you.
Above all DO NOT become attached to both trunk/frunk mice. They are vermin in your MR2.
Repeat these steps carefully plotting on each other mice. They will become rather agitated because mice can smell other mice. I mean damn they poop and piss all over their place so they are stinky with their juices. Nasty...
Over time they will realize you have not been faithful because you have been slowly withdrawn from them and having such a wonton routine they will become angered and demanding. Because trunk mouse is an emotional wreck from neglect and frunk mouse is a gluttonous rodent pig they will now be in your hands.
Tell trunk mouse that it's over between frunk mouse and yourself. Lie lie lie. Because trunk mouse is searching for the long lost emotional standard it has been missing it will believe you. You can cry if you want but I'm not a wuss.
Go over to frunk mouse and tell it that trunk mouse is a loose cannon and needs to be put down. Lie that trunk mouse is an out of control bipolar mouse that is abusive and violent. Once it's out of the way you will spend all your time with frunk mouse unimpeded. Make a plan to get trunk mouse over to the frunk. There you will instruct frunk mouse to kill trunk mouse because it is the alpha female/male (I don't check for mouse gender, that's just weird?).
Go back to trunk mouse and tell it your relationship with frunk mouse is no more. Explain to trunk mouse that frunk mouse just used you for gifts and sex if you're some kind of pervert. You really didn't say it used you for sex did you? WTFHIWWY?
Tell trunk mouse you're going to take it out to a picnic. Instead lead it to the frunk so they can square off. When frunk mouse suddenly sees you with another mouse it's going to flip because mice have the crazy eyes. Because you have already explained in detail to frunk mouse that there can only be one. Frunk mouse will do what comes natural and will want to be the dominant rodent.
Scream at trunk mouse that the crazy frunking mouse is insane and wants to kill you. I mean look it's got those crazy eyes! Because emotional trunk mouse has heard all those horror stories about how demanding and heartless frunk mouse is it'll be second nature for it to defend you.
While they are busy killing each other in the frunk coliseum like modern day gladiators grab a beer (wash your hands, mice juice... nasty) and go do something useful. You've been doing nothing for 6-7 weeks but talking, deceiving and plotting with dirty rodents.
On your final week enjoy your rodent free MR2. Just remember to clean up the mess. 9/10 times the outcome looks like this because the fat mouse even with it's girth will die of a heart attack from all the foods you fed it. The emotional mouse just doesn't stand a chance to a crazy fat mouse. No chance...
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